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Well, they're cool.

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Girl, if it itches, it's class.

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Hey, girl.

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Want some brown liquor?

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Brown liquor don't make this for the
bath.

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Tequila it is.

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Here you go.

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Now that shit right there make your
pussy pop away. Yeah, fam.

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So what are you doing here anyway?

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What do you think I'm doing here?

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I'm starting in the opening seat.

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Been there, done that.

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Pick up the phone!

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Pick up the phone!

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Richie? Tiana. Hey.

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You know, I thought it'd be easier for
the audience if they didn't have to make

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more texts.

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Yeah, that makes sense, because you know
these motherfuckers can't read.

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I know.

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Who goes to see your ways, brother?
Well, it's nice to...

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Phone beat you in this super awkward
way.

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Likewise, but I gotta be honest. When I
seen your profile pic, a bitch almost

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swiped left because you look mad goofy.

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But surprisingly, you know, them goofy
niggas got big dick, so here we are. I

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take you for a Jersey girl.

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A Jersey girl?

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Listen, I love Jersey down, but I'm a
Harlem girl. Born and motherfucking

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raised. Real niggas only. Yeah.

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Oh, so you're black.

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No, motherfucker.

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I'm black.

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No cap.

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The cap.

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Fuck all y 'all.

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Bitch, spit them pearls back out.

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I want your shit.

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Hello? So tell me, what's your favorite
scary movie?

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I don't really do them. You know, all
the super tropes and shit. Why is it

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always the white bitch at the end?
Because they know it's too hard to kill

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sister. You know what I'm saying?
Because if the sister can survive

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cheese, we can survive anything.

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You know, it might help if you met me
outside.

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Met you outside?

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Boy, you just needy.

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What's your sign? You must be a Scorpio.

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How'd you know?

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Good dick, though. But toxic as hell.

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Hey, is the restaurant near an alley?
Yeah, it's hurrying before they rob your

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ass.

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You know this?

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Ah, that's that cheap bitch.

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Heard you, ho.

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Okay, I'm coming down the alley now.

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I'm here. Can you see me? I'm waving.

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No.

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The person I'm looking at's not waving.

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Like they're just staring at me. Well,
stare at his ass back.

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And don't blink. Never blink. You got
scrunched lips and going like, what?

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No, they're walking towards me now.

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Oh my, oh no, they have a knife.

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Well, don't lead his ass over here.

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And that's not the worst part.

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The worst part is, you know so much
about horror movies, and yet you still

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walked into the alley alone.

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Yeah, but the worst part is, you're
fucking with a New York bitch.

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Seriously, man? I didn't recognize a
bird call. I thought you was going more

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with a... That's a pigeon, nigga.

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It's going to be... A hawk simply didn't
attack.

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Are you done?

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Bitch,

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I'm Tiana Taylor. My ass got ass.

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Can I ask if we can work this out?

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It's your hard -headed asshole.

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Welcome to your sucker.

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Hey, Tiana.

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You might have kicked my ass, but you
still didn't win that Oscar.

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What you say about my Oscar?

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Did I stutter?

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You lost.

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You right.

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But I won that Golden Globe, dude.

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Oh, my God, really?

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That's why I never watched horror movie.

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It's fucking terrible.

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Just a bunch of celebrity cameos and
fart gags.

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I'm more into Judd Apatow films. You
know, elevated comedy.

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And what is elevated comedy?

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The kind that doesn't actually make
anyone laugh, but makes white people

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smart.

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Tuesday, don't answer that.

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Could be ghost things.

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Oh, come on, Elle.

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Stuff like that only happens in the
movies.

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Oh, hey. I wasn't expecting you to
answer the door.

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What the fuck?

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Now, here's my wife.

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This is Hello Tuesday.

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What'd you take? Just Ritalin for my
ADHD.

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Adderall for PTSD.

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A couple of Banex for my anxiety.

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And your voter pills.

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So good luck getting it up now.

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Jesus! Sarah, how many did you take?

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I don't know. How many come in a bottle?

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Hey, Jeff.

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Sarah, Toothpaste's in the hospital.

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She was stabbed by a killer. You know,
Ghostface.

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Wait, from Wu -Tang?

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What about Ghostface Killa, a .k .a.
Pretty Tommy, a .k .a. Starkey Love,

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he stabbed my sister?

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God, Sarah, it wasn't Ghostface Killa.
It was somebody in a Ghostface mask.

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Oh.

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Okay, that makes more sense.

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I ate the wand!

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Jesus, Jack!

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What? I was thinking about wearing this
for Halloween.

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My strange blast -tested half -sister
was nearly killed by...

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I'm going with you.

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Not because I'm the obvious killer
trying to lure you back to your

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I'm just a supportive boyfriend.

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That's all.

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Okay, let's go. Get in the car.

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Listen, we just have to make one stop on
the way.

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I survived.

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All thanks to my lucky penny.

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I hate when y 'all leave. Come here,
young.

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Come on, turn off this ratchet -ass
music. It's embarrassing, especially for

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black women.

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It's not embarrassing. I'm the cool mom.

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Everybody wish they had. I'm lit.

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Don't forget, I got practice later, so
I'll be home late. You only made the

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because you're black, and those racist
fucks assumed you could play.

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It's 2026. I don't think race is an
issue.

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Do you read black Twitter?

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No. Oh, wait.

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Are you still dating that hoe?

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Okay. Stop hoe -shaming her, heifer.
Just because Daryl and them ran a train

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her doesn't make her a hoe.

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She's not a hoe.

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She's sex positive.

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Well, I'm positive she's a hoe.

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What's your dish here? Bloody
schoolgirl.

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How we ho?

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Hi, this is me.

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Love the hair.

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I mean, I'll take your sponsor.

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Well, thank you very much. I gotta
invite you over and make you a little

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pot. Ooh, you know what? I gotta get to
African American history class. We're

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learning about slavery.

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Time to find out. It was a choice. You
see that right there?

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That Kanye?

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That's right.

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They've been teaching us wrong all this
time.

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Mm -hmm. Stay black.

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Bye, Ma.

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All right.

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Bye, baby. Bye, sweet.

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Bye. Son, I put some condoms in your
bag. You know, I may try to trap y 'all.

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Mom.

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Okay, seriously?

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Sure, Greg. You don't have to walk me to
class. I'm fine. Jess, there's a serial

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killer on the loose.

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I'm not going to let anything happen to
my baby girl.

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Boy, okay? I'm a baby boy. I'm sorry.

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I'm having a hard time with this
transition.

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Okay, it's really simple.

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Treat me like one of the guys.

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Okay?

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I can do that. Yeah.

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Slap fight.

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Oh, you call that a slap?

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Who the hell did you do that for?

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Don't act like such a bitch.

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Bitch.

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Not bad.

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What the hell is like this?

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Do you want some tea?

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Oh, my God, Mother. You look like shit.

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Hey, please. This is clearly a woman
who's run out of condition. Oh, be

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where you walk. The whole place is booby
-trapped.

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You never know when that psycho's going
to come back.

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Come in.

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Okay.

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I hate this job.

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Mrs. Campbell.

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I'm Jack, Sarah's boyfriend.

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I've heard so much about you.

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None of it good.

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I've heard nothing about you, Jack. I
assume you're a piece of shit. But how

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would I know when I haven't heard from
my daughter in what?

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Six months?

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Six years, mother.

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And whose fault is that? And whose fault
is that? I don't know. Maybe it's

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yours.

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That's fair. We want to learn from the
horror you survived.

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Look, Scary Movie 3 and 4 paid me a lot
of money for a girl. There is nothing to

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learn there.

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But if you want to talk about the house,
Bunny, shoot. It's happening again.

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Some asshole in a mask. We have to stop
him.

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You're not ready, lovebug.

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I have been preparing for this for
years.

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Sacrificed everything.

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You are a terrible mother.

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Come on, honey. We had some good times.

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Like that Christmas that took you to
meet Santa at the mall?

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Your turn, Sarah.

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Move. Hi, Santa.

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Sorry if I don't sit in your lap. You
creep me out.

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Be sure to thank him.

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I

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am

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sorry if that's how you found out Santa
doesn't exist.

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Mother, I need your help.

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To heal our emotional wounds and put the
past behind us?

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God, no.

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No, to kill Ghostface.

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Do you have any guns?

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I am Cindy fucking Campbell.

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I've got millions of guns, but none of
them are registered due to my mental

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health issues.

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So if you could just keep that on the
low.

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Okay.

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Yeah, I'm going to be fine. I didn't
hurt myself on any of these fights.

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Okay, so I spoke to Sarah earlier.

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Oh, is she coming? You know I did hear a
buzzing sound.

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So it's possible.

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No, I meant to Woodsville.

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Dumbass. Oh, yeah, I forgot that. Say,
Jimbo, go deep.

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Go, go, go.

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Sweet.

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Speaking of going deep.

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I don't know if it's a good time.

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Everyone knows what happens to teenagers
who try to make love when there's a

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killer in the loose. Brad's right about
one thing, guys.

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The ghost face is back.

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We need to arm up.

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Pepper spray, check.

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Taser. Check.

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Butt plug?

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Double check.

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Goddamn! You just carry that thing
around?

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It's easy to hide.

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In your butt?

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I'm impressed.

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What's up, huh? Huh?

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I'm tired of you little Gen Z alpha
niggas using terms like unk and auntie,

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gaslighting and glazing and glamping,
trying to make my generation sound old.

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I ain't your damn unk, nigga. Shorty,
you're our mother's brother, so yeah,

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technically you are our uncle.

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Oh. My bad. Yeah.

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Crazy that they let you teach here.

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Teach? Nah, nigga.

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I attend.

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You're looking at a proud 25th year
senior.

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When are you finally going to graduate?

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By the time we do a sequel and I got to
follow you little young niggas to

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college to give my check.

258
00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:31,040
Wait, guys, Tuesday's the week.

259
00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:33,100
All right, Tuesday. Who the fuck is
Tuesday?

260
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,920
Hey, we got to go to the hospital. You
going to take the bus home?

261
00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:37,260
No, the PJ.

262
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,040
Private jet?

263
00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:40,140
Yeah, jealous.

264
00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:44,100
Man, you smoke weed all day. You just
play video games, live stream.

265
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,940
You literally got money doing nothing.

266
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:49,100
Exactly. I leave the hard work for the
old head.

267
00:15:51,839 --> 00:15:53,580
Still the same shorty. All right.

268
00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:57,800
Check my crypto. Oh, shit, I'm up $3
million.

269
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,660
Damn, that one down 5 million.

270
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,760
This shit crazy, son.

271
00:16:40,490 --> 00:16:41,770
us to bring her. It's okay.

272
00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:46,450
You heard the call of sin. Yes, you did.
But the Lord has called on us to show

273
00:16:46,450 --> 00:16:48,230
men such like you the way.

274
00:16:48,730 --> 00:16:49,730
Come on, son.

275
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Come with us.

276
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Come on us.

277
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God see you coming.

278
00:16:54,650 --> 00:16:59,830
So don't cheat that come on. We need you
to come like you never came before.

279
00:17:00,230 --> 00:17:02,210
Come for the father, come for the son.

280
00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:04,569
I'm going to hold your hand and we're
going to come together.

281
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,400
In the name of God!

282
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:14,839
Let it go, Ray!

283
00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:16,119
Let it go!

284
00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:19,339
Nigga! Oh, my bad.

285
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,300
Last time.

286
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:27,640
Let's welcome a new member to our
congregation.

287
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,280
Let people know how you feel.

288
00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:38,160
I'm not gay no more.

289
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,000
I'm not gay no more.

290
00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:48,420
I'm gay no more. I'm gay no more.

291
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,120
I'm gay no more.

292
00:17:51,140 --> 00:17:52,700
I'll no longer date a man.

293
00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:57,280
Even if he sets his hair with a big old
checkers and perky areolas.

294
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,720
Oh yeah, you still got a figure.

295
00:17:58,980 --> 00:18:03,780
I'll no longer carry a purse, put on
makeup, walk around in high heels.

296
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:05,560
Red bottles.

297
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,820
One with a cute little buckle on the
side.

298
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,080
This is my shoes.

299
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:31,960
cheaper i thought that was my
anniversary right oh this nigga got a

300
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:36,760
i no longer stand butt naked in the
mirror with my penis tucked between my

301
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:41,200
dancing like a dude from silence of the
lamb they put some ocean in the basket

302
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,280
precious i'm a changed man i've been
delivered

303
00:19:01,990 --> 00:19:02,990
No,

304
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:05,910
no, no, no, no.

305
00:19:58,090 --> 00:20:00,390
Walking toward it? Oh, my God, in the
morning.

306
00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:08,530
I'm trying to get that out for an hour.

307
00:20:09,170 --> 00:20:10,490
How are you feeling, too?

308
00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:14,930
Hey, what is he giving you for the pain?
Is that more pain?

309
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:16,870
Oh, bitch.

310
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:18,150
Let's see.

311
00:20:18,710 --> 00:20:19,710
Oh,

312
00:20:20,430 --> 00:20:21,430
yeah.

313
00:20:22,490 --> 00:20:24,410
Oh, this is good, good.

314
00:20:25,050 --> 00:20:26,050
What's up, Brittany?

315
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:30,150
Beer shit makes Monica half -naked dance
around and juggle some knives.

316
00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:33,070
Sarah, who's that Jeffrey Dahmer
lookalike?

317
00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:35,990
Oh, this is my boyfriend, Zach.

318
00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:37,630
Really nice to meet you.

319
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,210
Looks like Ted Bundy to me.

320
00:20:40,770 --> 00:20:42,490
Well, that ain't none of my business.

321
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:49,170
This little stabbed -up bitch here needs
some rest. So y 'all get the fuck out!

322
00:20:49,390 --> 00:20:50,390
Yes, ma 'am.

323
00:20:52,070 --> 00:20:54,830
Oh, not you, Sarah. Why? What did I do?

324
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,420
I'm so scared.

325
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,480
Oh, Tooth. You should be.

326
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,760
You've been stabbed nine times.

327
00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:06,840
And the killer knows where you live.

328
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:11,280
I would invite you to come stay at my
place, but I don't really want that kind

329
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,380
of juju in my house.

330
00:21:12,860 --> 00:21:15,780
For all we know, he's standing right
outside that door.

331
00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:23,260
Comforting stare.

332
00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:25,300
I thought I was going to die.

333
00:21:25,540 --> 00:21:26,620
I know, me too.

334
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,960
I planned a funeral.

335
00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:32,680
What the hell? And I wrote your
obituary.

336
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,540
More like Chat TV T wrote it. I thought
you were still here.

337
00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:38,280
And I will never let anyone hurt you.

338
00:21:39,980 --> 00:21:40,980
Oh, God!

339
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:26,020
Fire was the shit, baby. That's my show.
Drugs and that interest. I will make

340
00:22:26,020 --> 00:22:32,300
this Gucci want to pop, pop, pop. Dear
Lord, please accept this white bitch.

341
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:35,700
the Lord works in mysterious ways.

342
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:37,720
I'm going on break.

343
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,360
Oh, cheers.

344
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,920
I will never let anyone hurt you again.

345
00:23:05,070 --> 00:23:06,070
Who is this?

346
00:23:06,090 --> 00:23:08,850
So what? Who knows your little secret?

347
00:23:09,810 --> 00:23:14,350
No, no, no. I swear that wasn't a Nazi
salute. Okay? I won prom queen and I was

348
00:23:14,350 --> 00:23:15,930
throwing my heart to the crowd.

349
00:23:16,290 --> 00:23:17,290
No.

350
00:23:17,350 --> 00:23:20,430
I'm talking about your family secret.

351
00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:24,630
Oh, you're the fuck who hurt my sister.

352
00:23:25,230 --> 00:23:27,610
Well, I had to get you to come back
here.

353
00:23:27,930 --> 00:23:32,510
Listen, if you want to fuck with me,
asshole, then come and get me. With

354
00:23:32,510 --> 00:23:33,510
pleasure.

355
00:24:28,140 --> 00:24:29,140
You're welcome.

356
00:24:31,940 --> 00:24:34,500
It really looks like you got hit with
something hard.

357
00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:37,100
Like metal. I told you, I fell.

358
00:24:37,460 --> 00:24:39,320
Now where exactly are we going?

359
00:24:39,540 --> 00:24:40,920
To talk to an expert.

360
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:54,840
Go away!

361
00:24:54,900 --> 00:24:58,370
I'm so sorry to bother you, we just...
We just want to ask you a few questions.

362
00:24:59,030 --> 00:25:01,330
Give me one of these words to talk to
you.

363
00:25:02,010 --> 00:25:02,989
I'm white.

364
00:25:02,990 --> 00:25:03,990
How white?

365
00:25:04,030 --> 00:25:06,010
Oh, I'm talking Tavis Owens white.

366
00:25:07,230 --> 00:25:11,530
Oh. Hey, T, when you said expert, I
assumed you meant more like Neil

367
00:25:11,530 --> 00:25:14,050
Tyson or... I'm Sarah Campbell.

368
00:25:14,370 --> 00:25:16,530
I was attacked last night. I think you
should leave.

369
00:25:16,810 --> 00:25:19,510
I don't want to get stabbed, and I don't
like COVID, okay?

370
00:25:19,790 --> 00:25:23,150
Please, come on. Just two minutes.
That's all I'm asking. No, no.

371
00:25:23,650 --> 00:25:24,870
I'll give you eight minutes.

372
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,280
And another thing.

373
00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:30,280
Oh, I got to get you to go.

374
00:25:31,860 --> 00:25:36,000
Now you guys are going.

375
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:40,200
When did the work week become the woke
week? We've got Black Friday. What's

376
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,240
next? Mulatto Monday?

377
00:25:41,620 --> 00:25:42,980
I mean, Yellow Thursday?

378
00:25:45,180 --> 00:25:49,860
Let me get this out of your way.

379
00:25:50,380 --> 00:25:51,380
Sorry.

380
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,100
Oh, coffee tester's done.

381
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:56,840
Yep, you're good.

382
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,580
You're Cindy's daughter, right?

383
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,020
Yeah. Yeah. I don't know him.

384
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,440
Oh, this is Jack, my love interest.

385
00:26:05,820 --> 00:26:12,300
No, no, no, no. Rule number one of
surviving a horror movie is never trust

386
00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:13,179
love interest.

387
00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:14,180
Look at him.

388
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:20,240
He's got that weird lazy eye poking one
way, and then he's drooling like a

389
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,800
psychopath. He's got that stomp leg.

390
00:26:23,470 --> 00:26:27,310
Makes the wall walk weird and creepy. I
don't have a stomach.

391
00:26:27,610 --> 00:26:28,610
That guy does.

392
00:26:29,050 --> 00:26:31,090
Oh. I'm looking at me.

393
00:26:32,430 --> 00:26:33,730
Special Officer Dippy.

394
00:26:34,610 --> 00:26:38,030
Retired. Listen, Doofy, we could really
use your help.

395
00:26:38,550 --> 00:26:41,010
No. I can't go back to that life.

396
00:26:41,230 --> 00:26:45,110
Plus, we're in the middle of a global
pandemic. Okay, I hate to break it to

397
00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:47,370
but COVID has been over for, like,
years.

398
00:26:48,310 --> 00:26:49,310
Really?

399
00:26:49,710 --> 00:26:50,710
Yeah.

400
00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:56,860
What am I going to do with all this
candy?

401
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,020
Yeah, I don't want to go straight to
society.

402
00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:03,300
And don't come back.

403
00:27:24,590 --> 00:27:25,590
What is he doing?

404
00:27:26,950 --> 00:27:30,770
Okay, just because he showered doesn't
mean that... Yeah, I didn't shower. I

405
00:27:30,770 --> 00:27:32,590
just take water from my mouth.

406
00:27:33,010 --> 00:27:34,890
No, that's okay.

407
00:27:35,130 --> 00:27:40,110
Come on, Doofy. Yeah, do it. Sarah, is
your ghetto -ass mom coming? Or can we

408
00:27:40,110 --> 00:27:41,150
start talking about this plot?

409
00:27:41,630 --> 00:27:45,230
Uh... Hi.

410
00:27:46,330 --> 00:27:47,330
You came.

411
00:27:47,430 --> 00:27:53,430
Not in like 15 years, honey. But I did
buy this new rose, so fingers crossed.

412
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,480
You taught me how to dance?

413
00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:07,460
How to make a high -end word pie?

414
00:28:08,140 --> 00:28:10,040
Nigga, I'm writing back to you.

415
00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:12,160
Sweet! What's up, Sandy?

416
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,360
How you doing, my nigga?

417
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:16,800
Shit, son!

418
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,120
I can't believe you thought I was dead.

419
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:24,860
Well, between cancer from the weed,
smoke, your love of the McRib, and

420
00:28:24,860 --> 00:28:27,220
cops, I didn't think you had a chance.

421
00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:28,620
Yeah, that's a terrible comment.

422
00:28:29,770 --> 00:28:30,770
Hi, Finn.

423
00:28:30,990 --> 00:28:32,390
Stop smiling at me!

424
00:28:34,690 --> 00:28:36,410
Shit! Wildstar!

425
00:28:37,110 --> 00:28:42,490
Wildstar! Wildstar! Hey, he's
intellectually disabled. That's just how

426
00:28:42,510 --> 00:28:46,670
you drunk honky. Hey, hey, hey. Don't
call that white bitch a honky. Come on,

427
00:28:46,710 --> 00:28:47,529
have some respect.

428
00:28:47,530 --> 00:28:49,970
I keep seeing people smiling everywhere.

429
00:28:50,470 --> 00:28:54,090
I'm not very likable, so it must be some
kind of curse.

430
00:28:54,530 --> 00:28:55,530
Hey, everybody!

431
00:28:55,850 --> 00:28:57,030
Look what I got!

432
00:28:57,470 --> 00:28:58,470
Non -branded...

433
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:03,780
with brain alcohol and GHB, so ain't
nobody sipping nothing ain't consent to

434
00:29:03,780 --> 00:29:05,380
life. I apologize.

435
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,340
I love roofing myself.

436
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:09,860
No. You sure, baby?

437
00:29:10,060 --> 00:29:10,839
Hi, Brenda.

438
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,940
Please do not call me by my government
name. Call me, Ma.

439
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
Cindy!

440
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,120
You dropped the train.

441
00:29:20,420 --> 00:29:21,420
Oh, my God!

442
00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:42,780
neglecting my children so I can prepare
to kill Ghostface should he ever return.

443
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:44,480
What about you?

444
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,980
Well, I've been mostly just getting high
school kids drunk in a desperate

445
00:29:47,980 --> 00:29:51,460
attempt to stay young and keep my kids
at home. I always knew you'd be a great

446
00:29:51,460 --> 00:29:52,720
mom. Oh, Cindy.

447
00:29:53,340 --> 00:29:54,340
Should we hug?

448
00:29:54,380 --> 00:29:58,280
Oh, I really want to, but I'm a
Republican now, so I'm supposed to be

449
00:29:58,580 --> 00:30:01,860
Oh, girl, I think all white people are
racist anyway. Come here. Okay.

450
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:03,400
Oh.

451
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:05,600
Do you want to share?

452
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:06,640
Oh, yes, yes.

453
00:30:07,530 --> 00:30:12,550
You know, Ma, this place could be so
cool if you had like a beer pong table

454
00:30:12,550 --> 00:30:13,830
there, maybe like a snack wall.

455
00:30:14,130 --> 00:30:17,170
What you know about cool? When I was
your age, I was popping bottles with

456
00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:20,750
Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy, all the
Shons.

457
00:30:21,830 --> 00:30:24,990
That ain't as well. Your mama was the
freak in the freak -offs.

458
00:30:25,730 --> 00:30:27,870
You want to see something cool?

459
00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:29,510
I'm going to show you something cool.

460
00:30:37,790 --> 00:30:39,690
That's cool. What are you doing?

461
00:30:39,990 --> 00:30:41,950
What? No, not like that.

462
00:30:42,730 --> 00:30:48,650
I don't know why y 'all acting so
scared. The gun ain't even loaded.

463
00:30:48,990 --> 00:30:49,990
Oh, shit.

464
00:30:50,050 --> 00:30:54,430
Oh, shit. Uh -oh. I did it again.

465
00:30:57,310 --> 00:31:00,670
I always forget that last one in the
chamber. Help me move this back.

466
00:31:00,930 --> 00:31:02,910
Yeah, you got it. That was fun.

467
00:31:03,510 --> 00:31:07,090
Oh, so what are you doing after this? I
want to go with Calvin.

468
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:13,300
You know what? I used to put cocaine up
my hoo -ha and travel there all the

469
00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:15,820
time. All right.

470
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,180
Let's get back to the plot.

471
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:30,800
I'm looking at you, Ted Bundy. I'm
looking like a school shooter. I think

472
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:31,319
the killer.

473
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,019
Oh, me?

474
00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:35,500
Okay. What about Deputy Doofy over
there? I don't have a motive.

475
00:31:35,780 --> 00:31:36,780
Yeah, what's my motive?

476
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,860
You were the killer in the first movie.

477
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:44,400
Shouldn't you be locked up? No, I got
pardoned. Mostly because of storming the

478
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,620
Capitol, you know. I got proof.

479
00:31:47,180 --> 00:31:48,119
It's me.

480
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,260
Oh. In a train.

481
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:50,560
That's a cool hit.

482
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,820
What about Jeff?

483
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:58,340
What about me? If anybody here has
issues that could lead to murder, you've

484
00:31:58,340 --> 00:32:00,900
this. Trans -shaming is not cool, okay?

485
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:05,960
He's just a dude. Yeah. Finest stuff for
body strength in the dick part.

486
00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:08,190
Hey. You don't know what I got down
here, okay?

487
00:32:08,390 --> 00:32:09,390
I do.

488
00:32:09,430 --> 00:32:10,329
Hey, hey.

489
00:32:10,330 --> 00:32:15,450
Listen, what we know so far is everyone
who's been attacked is related to the

490
00:32:15,450 --> 00:32:16,490
original characters.

491
00:32:16,770 --> 00:32:17,910
He wants to kill the kids.

492
00:32:18,730 --> 00:32:21,110
He's making a reboot -a -quote.

493
00:32:21,930 --> 00:32:26,610
A what now? Yep, it's like a reboot and
a sequel. Mix of legacy characters with

494
00:32:26,610 --> 00:32:31,230
new characters in an attempt to feed
into bullshit nostalgia and bring more

495
00:32:31,230 --> 00:32:33,910
to the theaters. Just like last year's I
Know What You Did Last Summer.

496
00:32:36,330 --> 00:32:37,189
That's a movie?

497
00:32:37,190 --> 00:32:38,490
What did I do last summer?

498
00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:42,750
I think you're talking about the summer
I turned pretty. Yeah. Ray, when did you

499
00:32:42,750 --> 00:32:43,469
get here?

500
00:32:43,470 --> 00:32:45,150
Oh, I didn't. I was just hanging out by
the men's room.

501
00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:47,250
Oh. Mama?

502
00:32:47,830 --> 00:32:52,570
Okay, so that means that our killer is
writing his own version of horror movie.

503
00:32:52,830 --> 00:32:57,290
Okay, so according to the rebooty call
rules, who's the killer?

504
00:32:58,010 --> 00:33:00,150
I think it's pretty obvious.

505
00:33:03,630 --> 00:33:04,630
Hell.

506
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:05,939
You bitch.

507
00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:08,560
Me? Guys, I am not the killer.

508
00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:13,760
Ghostface attacked Tuesday to lure me
back here. I think he attacked Tuesday

509
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:20,080
get you back here so he could get me
back here. He wants to kill the OGs.

510
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,080
was a flex.

511
00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:22,100
Yeah, that sounds better.

512
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:23,600
Fuck this!

513
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,820
And fuck you, mother!

514
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,080
To your mother?

515
00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:30,880
Hey, don't be so disrespectful!

516
00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:33,060
And call me mom!

517
00:33:56,610 --> 00:33:59,530
Talk to me. Hello, Sheriff.

518
00:34:00,210 --> 00:34:01,450
Agent Underwood?

519
00:34:01,870 --> 00:34:03,190
I'll give you one hint.

520
00:34:03,610 --> 00:34:05,630
What's your favorite scary movie?

521
00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:08,010
Well, I'm going to go with Stomper.

522
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,920
I mean, the member on that English guy
was terrifying.

523
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:15,400
And Ken Jeong's junk in The Hangover was
a much better depiction of the male

524
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,940
anatomy. And what do you want, fuckface?

525
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:22,080
Well, I'm just calling to tell you that
by the time you get home, I'll have

526
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:23,260
gunned at your baby girl.

527
00:34:24,219 --> 00:34:26,639
Hey, asshole, she's a boy.

528
00:34:52,810 --> 00:34:53,810
Looking for this?

529
00:34:54,790 --> 00:34:56,290
Let me help you.

530
00:34:56,870 --> 00:34:59,110
I got your baby dick.

531
00:34:59,610 --> 00:35:01,210
Winky, winky, winky, winky.

532
00:35:10,690 --> 00:35:12,070
Here we go.

533
00:35:12,570 --> 00:35:13,910
What do you want, fuckface?

534
00:35:14,490 --> 00:35:17,370
Like father, like son.

535
00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:20,470
I understand you're home alone.

536
00:35:20,930 --> 00:35:22,470
Well, dad's out, but...

537
00:35:22,730 --> 00:35:26,750
The pool guy, the gardener, and the
plumber are all here, asshole.

538
00:35:27,170 --> 00:35:28,470
Look out your window.

539
00:35:33,310 --> 00:35:36,150
No, but they're the backbone of the
American workforce.

540
00:35:37,330 --> 00:35:38,790
I'm not too white to do those jobs.

541
00:35:39,090 --> 00:35:40,430
Let's cut to the chase.

542
00:35:40,750 --> 00:35:42,550
I'll ask you one question.

543
00:35:42,850 --> 00:35:45,390
If you answer correctly, you live.

544
00:35:45,830 --> 00:35:49,270
Who was the killer in Horror Movie?

545
00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:54,640
Um. That's easy. It was Bobby and then
Kay Ray, the guy who was totally into

546
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,880
dudes, even though he claimed he wasn't.
Classic 2000s homophobia.

547
00:35:58,180 --> 00:35:59,920
But I got you, bitch. Wrong.

548
00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:04,240
You forgot Special Officer Doofy. Now
you die.

549
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:18,480
Oh, for God's... You should probably
answer that.

550
00:36:18,830 --> 00:36:21,750
I can literally see you trying to steal
my package.

551
00:36:22,770 --> 00:36:24,130
Oh, yes.

552
00:36:25,730 --> 00:36:26,730
Namaste.

553
00:36:29,350 --> 00:36:31,750
Uh, some steak.

554
00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:32,990
Let's go, Puff.

555
00:36:35,570 --> 00:36:36,570
Wait a sec.

556
00:36:36,870 --> 00:36:39,170
Careful. You will not manage to kill us.

557
00:36:40,110 --> 00:36:43,850
You are about to identify as dead.

558
00:36:47,110 --> 00:36:48,110
Ew.

559
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,360
Stand like a girl.

560
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:03,080
Come on, girl. What is that ghost face
stuff for? For the ghost face killer

561
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:04,080
collection bundle.

562
00:37:04,220 --> 00:37:08,320
This is Kiki West for OnlyFans Rapid
News. Rapid News. You mean Vapid News.

563
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,800
You don't even have a cameraman.

564
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:11,280
My equipment.

565
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:13,960
Excuse me.

566
00:37:15,780 --> 00:37:16,780
Oh, my.

567
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,360
You're... Yes, yes.

568
00:37:18,780 --> 00:37:22,880
three -time Emmy nominee for Outstanding
Achievement in Sensational Reporting.

569
00:37:23,100 --> 00:37:28,580
I was going to say the lady from
Friends, but shorter, plus Botox. Oh, is

570
00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:29,580
what you were going to say?

571
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:33,720
Yeah. You seriously don't know who I am?
Baby girl, I am Gail. Gail Swallows.

572
00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:37,920
Hey. Gail Storm. Gail, Gail. Get the
hell out of my way.

573
00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:45,740
Doofus? Hey, Gail.

574
00:37:47,820 --> 00:37:49,000
You haven't aged a day.

575
00:37:49,540 --> 00:37:52,800
You've aged like a million days at this
many crimes. Yeah, your fingers feel

576
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,640
like genitals. What are you doing in
that ridiculous uniform?

577
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:57,780
I'm back on the case.

578
00:37:58,100 --> 00:37:59,480
Yeah, I'm going to bust Ghostface.

579
00:37:59,940 --> 00:38:03,560
Well, um, tell me, Special Needs Officer
Doofy.

580
00:38:05,130 --> 00:38:07,190
Wow. Are there any suspects in this?

581
00:38:07,490 --> 00:38:11,130
Tragic yet completely predictable
incident? I'm not allowed to say.

582
00:38:11,430 --> 00:38:14,290
No, no. Yes, you can. Yes, you can.

583
00:38:14,990 --> 00:38:16,270
Tell me.

584
00:38:16,650 --> 00:38:17,650
Tell me.

585
00:38:18,070 --> 00:38:19,070
Hey,

586
00:38:19,990 --> 00:38:24,030
remember when you used to give blowjobs
for sensitive information?

587
00:38:24,690 --> 00:38:28,030
I don't give blowjobs anymore, okay? Not
since Me Too.

588
00:38:28,250 --> 00:38:29,310
Okay, sorry.

589
00:38:29,770 --> 00:38:33,530
I give handjobs now, but the story
better be good. Okay, I'll do a handjob.

590
00:38:33,550 --> 00:38:34,269
Let's do it.

591
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:35,270
What's that?

592
00:38:46,790 --> 00:38:47,790
What the?

593
00:38:56,950 --> 00:38:59,130
I'm going to get you. I'll go right
there. I'm going to get you. Right?

594
00:38:59,350 --> 00:39:00,810
You got my outfit, you little critter.

595
00:39:04,650 --> 00:39:06,110
Maybe weed shouldn't be legal.

596
00:39:09,290 --> 00:39:10,390
Fuck yeah, it should.

597
00:39:15,230 --> 00:39:16,230
Hello,

598
00:39:21,890 --> 00:39:26,170
shorty. You do know that smoking is bad
for you.

599
00:39:26,890 --> 00:39:32,970
Actually, weed ain't bad for you. You
got vitamin T, C, and H, C, B, and D.

600
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:35,000
What's the matter, Shorty?

601
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,520
You look a little chancy.

602
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:43,120
Maybe because there's a masked serial
killer sipping tea in my den.

603
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:46,100
Shorty, you're my nigga. I mean, friend.

604
00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:48,080
Please, sit. Ty.

605
00:39:51,940 --> 00:39:53,660
Do you want to quit smoking?

606
00:39:54,020 --> 00:39:56,080
Well, to be honest, I try to quit.

607
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,660
But my mother said I ain't raising no
quitters.

608
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,980
So I quit quitting. We could try
hypnosis.

609
00:40:03,670 --> 00:40:08,030
Bro, I don't care how many pocket
watches you try and wave in front of my

610
00:40:08,150 --> 00:40:09,410
It ain't gonna work, son.

611
00:40:09,630 --> 00:40:11,490
You can't magnetize me.

612
00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:12,810
Sleep.

613
00:40:16,110 --> 00:40:17,110
Shorty.

614
00:40:17,810 --> 00:40:18,810
Hmm?

615
00:40:19,430 --> 00:40:20,430
What's up?

616
00:40:20,710 --> 00:40:22,990
Tell me about your mother.

617
00:40:24,650 --> 00:40:25,650
Damn, nigga.

618
00:40:25,670 --> 00:40:28,790
Let's start with something light. Like,
do you lick ass?

619
00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:29,828
Yes or no?

620
00:40:29,830 --> 00:40:30,910
The answer's yes.

621
00:40:31,950 --> 00:40:32,950
So what?

622
00:40:33,020 --> 00:40:34,640
What happened to her, Shorty?

623
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,240
She was coming home.

624
00:40:39,540 --> 00:40:41,740
Her car was parked on the side of the
road.

625
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:43,700
Someone was in it.

626
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,500
And something bad was happening.

627
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,340
Why didn't you call anyone?

628
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:56,320
I had warrants. You were 11.

629
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,460
I started young, nigga.

630
00:41:00,220 --> 00:41:01,220
What?

631
00:41:01,790 --> 00:41:02,790
Do you see?

632
00:41:04,550 --> 00:41:10,430
I see a big explosion of water.

633
00:41:12,450 --> 00:41:14,270
It was like a civil rights host.

634
00:41:18,670 --> 00:41:20,330
Police said it was a murder -suicide.

635
00:41:21,890 --> 00:41:23,110
She killed that man.

636
00:41:23,330 --> 00:41:26,850
When they opened the car door, his limp
body just slid out.

637
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,740
Like the green nigga in Shape of Water.

638
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,380
I just didn't want it to be real.

639
00:41:35,620 --> 00:41:37,160
What don't you want to be real?

640
00:41:38,340 --> 00:41:40,360
That my mother was a squirter.

641
00:41:41,140 --> 00:41:46,700
Okay. Tell her, Garner. All the floors
in her bedroom was warped. I can't move.

642
00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:48,300
You're paralyzed.

643
00:41:49,260 --> 00:41:52,640
Now, sink into the chair.

644
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,260
Wait, no, wait. Sink.

645
00:42:50,350 --> 00:42:57,050
Now I'm flying, time for dining, cause
I've got the machine.

646
00:42:58,890 --> 00:43:02,650
They don't need a reason to bang these
demons.

647
00:43:02,890 --> 00:43:05,330
Now we're moving up here.

648
00:43:06,470 --> 00:43:11,970
We're going up, up, up. We're going to
be smoking. We're about to be smoking.

649
00:43:12,270 --> 00:43:13,350
We're going to be smoking.

650
00:43:14,530 --> 00:43:16,650
Up, up, up.

651
00:43:16,890 --> 00:43:17,890
We're going to be smoking.

652
00:43:18,290 --> 00:43:19,690
We're going to be talking.

653
00:43:20,230 --> 00:43:21,270
We're going to be smoking.

654
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:31,140
That dream was wild.

655
00:43:31,420 --> 00:43:33,140
That must have been Elon Musk.

656
00:43:38,020 --> 00:43:39,020
Tuesday?

657
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:50,600
Tuesday?

658
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:54,600
Bobby?

659
00:44:01,130 --> 00:44:02,230
She's gonna die.

660
00:44:02,690 --> 00:44:03,710
Our daughter, Sarah?

661
00:44:03,970 --> 00:44:08,030
You're probably right. She's tough, but
let's see her get stabbed in the cut.

662
00:44:08,270 --> 00:44:09,430
I'm gonna die.

663
00:44:09,850 --> 00:44:11,410
Bobby, you're already dead.

664
00:44:11,870 --> 00:44:16,550
This hallucination is a manifestation of
my own guilt for being an awful mom. Or

665
00:44:16,550 --> 00:44:18,110
it could be the shrooms I just popped.

666
00:44:19,570 --> 00:44:20,950
You're gonna die.

667
00:44:21,470 --> 00:44:23,850
Bitch, you ain't killing me.

668
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:31,000
You're gonna die.

669
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:33,820
Stop smiling.

670
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,260
I can't. I won't talk.

671
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,840
Hey! This is the mental ward.

672
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,580
Everyone smiles in here.

673
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:46,800
What? Oh, um, could you point me in the
direction of the ICU?

674
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:48,740
Is it that way or that way?

675
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,620
Uh, visiting hours are upper. Oh, yes,
of course.

676
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:57,780
The network wants me to clarify that
Black Friday has nothing to do with

677
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:01,620
Well, just tell that to my black friend,
Benita, who's probably clocking someone

678
00:45:01,620 --> 00:45:03,300
over there to target as we speak.

679
00:45:03,580 --> 00:45:04,580
Right, Benita?

680
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,000
Come on!

681
00:45:21,820 --> 00:45:23,120
Man, you ain't Michael.

682
00:45:23,460 --> 00:45:25,020
Michael got that cherry curl.

683
00:45:25,340 --> 00:45:26,340
What is that, son?

684
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:27,740
Is that Gillette? See?

685
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:31,480
People think it's Aladdin, but it's
actually Shabby. Boy, your hair look

686
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:32,860
fondue. It's dirty.

687
00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:34,240
Michael's got a monkey.

688
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:35,360
I got a llama.

689
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,560
Fuck, Michael. You can't dance, boy.

690
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:40,920
I'll be back.

691
00:45:45,500 --> 00:45:49,420
I can do more.

692
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:53,580
What is this?

693
00:45:59,780 --> 00:46:00,780
Jermaine.

694
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,640
Coming Juneteenth.

695
00:46:04,860 --> 00:46:06,320
Only on Tubi.

696
00:46:09,220 --> 00:46:10,840
I'm a bootleg batshit.

697
00:46:12,980 --> 00:46:13,980
Hello?

698
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:16,560
Fuck this.

699
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:22,920
I'm gonna miss you all.

700
00:46:29,070 --> 00:46:30,070
Oh, hell no!

701
00:46:30,310 --> 00:46:31,310
Stay black, don't die!

702
00:46:31,550 --> 00:46:32,650
Stay black, don't die!

703
00:46:43,250 --> 00:46:44,250
Jack?

704
00:46:46,450 --> 00:46:47,770
Did Sarah tell you to come?

705
00:46:48,030 --> 00:46:49,030
Um, yeah.

706
00:46:49,730 --> 00:46:50,810
That's why I'm here.

707
00:46:51,170 --> 00:46:55,590
Not to murder you or anything like that.
Then why are you wearing gloves?

708
00:46:56,830 --> 00:46:58,550
Would you believe I...

709
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:02,200
And thinking about dressing up as O .J.
Simpson for Halloween.

710
00:47:02,540 --> 00:47:03,540
But those fit.

711
00:47:04,580 --> 00:47:07,980
No! Whoa! Doc, cool bro, you almost did
a thing!

712
00:47:08,220 --> 00:47:09,280
I mean, no!

713
00:47:24,340 --> 00:47:28,280
I'm gonna gut you like a pig!

714
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:42,100
That is so true.

715
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:50,900
I've got to get better writers.

716
00:47:53,180 --> 00:47:56,660
Wait until I stick my knife down them.

717
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,420
I'm crying over here.

718
00:49:00,910 --> 00:49:01,589
Step aside.

719
00:49:01,590 --> 00:49:02,750
Official police seriousness.

720
00:49:03,290 --> 00:49:04,290
Do me.

721
00:49:04,750 --> 00:49:06,110
I like doing that.

722
00:49:06,870 --> 00:49:07,870
Move.

723
00:49:08,650 --> 00:49:10,290
You son of a bitch.

724
00:49:11,550 --> 00:49:12,448
What the?

725
00:49:12,450 --> 00:49:16,010
My psycho mother said, always keep us
trapped.

726
00:49:17,810 --> 00:49:20,250
Go. Go. I'll take you to my picture.

727
00:49:20,530 --> 00:49:21,590
I'll take you to my picture.

728
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:32,400
Scooby, it'll never happen.

729
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:34,180
Ask Demi Moore.

730
00:49:35,060 --> 00:49:36,760
No, no, no!

731
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,140
Yes, yes, yes, yes.

732
00:49:40,820 --> 00:49:41,820
Scooby,

733
00:49:42,780 --> 00:49:43,780
what the fuck?

734
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:12,420
You smell my finger.

735
00:50:13,660 --> 00:50:16,640
Doc, what the fuck was that?

736
00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:19,180
My ass.

737
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,060
Fuck your ass.

738
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:25,660
That's my ass.

739
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:27,660
Any last words?

740
00:50:28,380 --> 00:50:30,240
I go pooping.

741
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:50,360
It's your boy Shorty. That's right. It's
another Halloween -a -thon, and it's

742
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:55,000
another day of me getting paid mad money
for doing absolutely nothing.

743
00:50:55,260 --> 00:50:57,200
Why, you stupid motherfuckers, watch
out!

744
00:50:57,740 --> 00:50:59,100
You didn't call me dumb!

745
00:50:59,420 --> 00:51:05,340
I want to give a smooth shout -out to my
sponsor, Angry Orchard Hard Silo.

746
00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:08,700
They got mad apples, son.

747
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:13,300
It's me, it's me!

748
00:51:13,700 --> 00:51:14,700
It's me! It's me! It's me!

749
00:51:15,950 --> 00:51:19,230
You want to be a Halloween -a -thog
without a dope guest? He's a legend in

750
00:51:19,230 --> 00:51:21,970
streaming game. Give it up for Kyle
Simmons!

751
00:51:31,810 --> 00:51:33,870
Let's get serious. What brings you to
the chat?

752
00:51:35,010 --> 00:51:36,210
You promised I was going to be in a
movie.

753
00:51:36,610 --> 00:51:38,250
I've been calling you. You're ghosting
me.

754
00:51:39,330 --> 00:51:44,010
Bro, I thought that was one of my crazy
-ass baby mamas. That's my bad. Speaking

755
00:51:44,010 --> 00:51:45,010
of ghosting.

756
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:47,460
Somebody was talking to you.

757
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:51,100
Hello? What's your favorite scary movie?

758
00:51:58,340 --> 00:52:05,220
We're back in the internet,

759
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:11,420
son! What's up, my guy? You got some
angry, weren't you? They got mad apples.

760
00:52:28,249 --> 00:52:32,150
And we're going to smack the fuck out of
you. You got to guess who did it. It

761
00:52:32,150 --> 00:52:33,150
doesn't even make sense.

762
00:52:33,730 --> 00:52:34,910
This is a dumb game.

763
00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:37,250
So that's our suspect.

764
00:53:37,690 --> 00:53:39,570
Goes by the name Shorthand.

765
00:53:40,110 --> 00:53:43,810
Was the handyman at a house reputed to
be haunted in 2001.

766
00:53:45,290 --> 00:53:46,770
Was right in not telling me.

767
00:53:47,010 --> 00:53:48,230
But your wife hates you.

768
00:53:48,790 --> 00:53:51,690
You believe the earth is flat. And you
voted for Trump.

769
00:53:52,250 --> 00:53:53,250
Three times.

770
00:53:53,330 --> 00:53:54,810
What, I was supposed to vote for the
woman?

771
00:53:55,270 --> 00:53:59,660
Huh? I believe shorthand is the
notorious ghost face.

772
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:02,680
What'd their mouth do?

773
00:54:04,020 --> 00:54:07,480
You did look pretty sketchy.

774
00:54:10,340 --> 00:54:12,400
I got the wrong guy.

775
00:54:13,180 --> 00:54:14,900
And you know that because you're
psychic?

776
00:54:15,220 --> 00:54:20,160
No. I don't know.

777
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:21,880
That guy's black.

778
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:24,320
He's kind of... not that black.

779
00:54:25,420 --> 00:54:26,420
It's like gravy brown.

780
00:54:28,100 --> 00:54:31,200
Hit him with your strong hand.

781
00:54:33,060 --> 00:54:34,060
Rest him anyways.

782
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:35,360
Oh, I didn't tell him.

783
00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:37,800
Turn off your body cam.

784
00:54:38,860 --> 00:54:41,000
This hailstorm, welcome back.

785
00:54:41,340 --> 00:54:45,240
Doc, I'm begging you. You gotta help me
look younger. These little bitches are

786
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:48,700
killing me out there. They're wearing
nothing but a sausage casing and a ring

787
00:54:48,700 --> 00:54:53,720
light. Trust me with this withered,
decrepit, age -ravaged body.

788
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:55,520
And I will make you whole.

789
00:54:55,940 --> 00:54:58,200
One middle -aged white lady special
coming right up.

790
00:54:58,420 --> 00:55:01,580
Thanks. I'm going to play a quick video
on the ins and outs of the procedure,

791
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:02,880
and then we'll get started.

792
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:09,260
Do you wish you weren't so old and
saggy?

793
00:55:10,300 --> 00:55:14,460
Do you wish you were younger, sexier,
fuckable again?

794
00:55:14,980 --> 00:55:20,540
One single injection unlocks your DNA,
creating a new, better you.

795
00:55:21,940 --> 00:55:22,940
This.

796
00:55:23,370 --> 00:55:24,370
It was dumb.

797
00:55:25,590 --> 00:55:29,390
Doc, this isn't that Gwyneth Paltrow
crap that makes you smell like her

798
00:55:29,550 --> 00:55:30,550
is it?

799
00:57:15,790 --> 00:57:17,670
You were thinking it. But you said it.

800
00:57:18,990 --> 00:57:21,050
White chick to my ass.

801
00:57:24,870 --> 00:57:30,710
Hey, Sarah.

802
00:57:32,710 --> 00:57:39,250
Tuesday, I tried to visit you. I am
sorry for everything, especially

803
00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:40,250
your name.

804
00:57:40,620 --> 00:57:45,460
It was Taco Tuesday. I was super drunk.
But I promise you, I will kill this

805
00:57:45,460 --> 00:57:48,660
motherfucker. It's fine. Really, we're
cool. I'm not. Forget it.

806
00:57:49,620 --> 00:57:51,540
I'm going to take you to the car.

807
00:57:53,180 --> 00:57:56,380
Dumbass! I'm taking twos away from all
of this.

808
00:57:57,520 --> 00:58:03,040
I tried to run two, but it follows.

809
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:08,060
Yeah, you're probably expecting a
flashback to that movie, but it's too

810
00:58:09,260 --> 00:58:12,860
Mommy's weird. You have sex with
someone, give them an STD, and then they

811
00:58:12,860 --> 00:58:15,880
them in the form of their naked grandma.
It's like an STD biopic.

812
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:19,540
Ugh, the killer is taunting me. Why
doesn't he just kill us?

813
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:20,840
Oh, speak for yourself.

814
00:58:21,300 --> 00:58:22,580
Like, what are you waiting for?

815
00:58:22,780 --> 00:58:25,400
Oh, no, no, no, sweetie, sweetie. It's
like this.

816
00:58:38,830 --> 00:58:41,510
I wish you weren't my mother. What are
you waiting for?

817
00:58:44,330 --> 00:58:45,330
Candyman.

818
00:58:46,010 --> 00:58:47,010
Candyman.

819
00:58:48,110 --> 00:58:49,110
Candyman.

820
00:58:49,470 --> 00:58:51,210
You sure about this? Yeah.

821
00:58:51,590 --> 00:58:52,730
Keep saying it.

822
00:58:54,030 --> 00:58:55,030
Candyman.

823
00:58:56,590 --> 00:58:57,590
Candyman.

824
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:17,180
What's up? You got that candy, man?

825
00:59:17,980 --> 00:59:23,080
I got weed gummies, peanuts, fruit
chips.

826
00:59:23,620 --> 00:59:28,300
And what take you so long to show up?
Come on, Clarence. I called you five

827
00:59:28,300 --> 00:59:32,420
times, nigga. Show up in three. You
ain't even call me on the phone.

828
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:36,000
Lucky I was walking by and heard you all
through the hole in this wall.

829
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:40,900
Fix that shit. You shut your ass up. You
need to go to a proctologist and get

830
00:59:40,900 --> 00:59:44,860
your skin looked at. Having acne over
the age of 40 is wild work.

831
00:59:45,260 --> 00:59:46,300
I look better than this nigga.

832
00:59:46,540 --> 00:59:49,820
Maybe on this side. Hey, ain't no time
for beating. We about to be high as

833
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:51,060
We going to party, son.

834
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:56,860
I don't know what I got. I don't know
what I got. I don't know what I got. I

835
00:59:56,860 --> 00:59:57,860
don't know what I got. I don't know what
I got.

836
00:59:57,900 --> 00:59:58,900
I don't know what I got.

837
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:02,700
I don't know what I got.

838
01:00:16,140 --> 01:00:17,560
Ray, let me guess.

839
01:00:17,860 --> 01:00:19,920
You are Woody from Toy Story.

840
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:21,420
Nah, Brenda, that's gay.

841
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:24,380
Jake Gyllenhaal from Brokeback Mountain.

842
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,980
I wish I knew how to quit you, but I
can't.

843
01:00:29,340 --> 01:00:30,860
You love that movie.

844
01:00:31,580 --> 01:00:32,538
Hey, Brenda.

845
01:00:32,540 --> 01:00:35,220
Huh? Have you seen my big old bag of
candy?

846
01:00:35,420 --> 01:00:38,280
It had chocolates, gummies, lollipops.

847
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:42,260
It's going missing. No, no, no. It's not
missing. I passed it out to the trick

848
01:00:42,260 --> 01:00:43,260
-or -treaters.

849
01:00:43,300 --> 01:00:45,510
Brenda. That's my stage.

850
01:02:00,090 --> 01:02:01,090
Hey!

851
01:02:18,350 --> 01:02:21,630
Do you know how many baby seals die from
microplastics?

852
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:32,220
Yes, God save us.

853
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:41,740
My God, he stabbed her. Got her. My
pronouns are they, them.

854
01:02:41,980 --> 01:02:43,180
He stabbed them.

855
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:46,300
I'm over 40. How am I supposed to keep
up with all of this?

856
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:47,600
She's not wrong.

857
01:02:47,860 --> 01:02:52,560
It's Karens like you that keep the
patriarchy going with their knees on our

858
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:55,200
necks. Now you're playing the race card?

859
01:02:55,540 --> 01:02:58,040
I've had enough of her shit. That's it,
bitch.

860
01:03:01,130 --> 01:03:07,650
And to be clear, my real name is Spirit.
Oh, shit. This is too good. Ignore the

861
01:03:07,650 --> 01:03:10,930
insults. They don't realize we're here
to help them.

862
01:03:11,250 --> 01:03:15,450
Toxic masculinity and mansplaining
doesn't help anybody.

863
01:03:15,850 --> 01:03:17,490
How's my masculinity toxic?

864
01:03:17,770 --> 01:03:19,270
I love women and sports.

865
01:03:19,790 --> 01:03:20,930
Just not together.

866
01:03:21,170 --> 01:03:22,170
Come here, bitch.

867
01:03:23,010 --> 01:03:27,190
I've got to be next. I ain't ready for
this. I've got to be next.

868
01:03:27,410 --> 01:03:29,410
I'm so psyched.

869
01:03:33,550 --> 01:03:34,670
I blame the man that's here.

870
01:03:39,790 --> 01:03:41,410
Uncle Shorty. What's up, nephew?

871
01:03:42,070 --> 01:03:43,190
Can I ask you something?

872
01:03:44,190 --> 01:03:45,190
Yeah, sure.

873
01:03:46,410 --> 01:03:49,930
It's about, you know, how to go down on
a girl.

874
01:03:50,810 --> 01:03:51,950
You talking about eating pussy?

875
01:03:52,730 --> 01:03:54,870
It's so cringe, but yeah.

876
01:03:55,150 --> 01:03:58,590
Well, maybe if you stop talking like a
14 -year -old white girl, you can learn

877
01:03:58,590 --> 01:04:00,750
something. All right, so listen up.

878
01:04:01,100 --> 01:04:04,340
First thing you got to do, you got to
spread the name. You got to open it up.

879
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:05,740
Then you want to use your fingers.

880
01:04:06,180 --> 01:04:07,360
Sometimes you can use two.

881
01:04:07,740 --> 01:04:09,080
Two fingers like that there.

882
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:14,160
Now once you get it all in there, now
you got to use your tongue.

883
01:04:14,420 --> 01:04:15,680
You can't be afraid of it.

884
01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:18,500
Yeah,

885
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:20,360
lean into it.

886
01:04:20,700 --> 01:04:22,200
No, no, no. You're doing it too fast.

887
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:24,460
What are you going to listen?

888
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:26,600
You got to be gentle. You got to talk to
it.

889
01:04:26,900 --> 01:04:29,440
How you doing, little guy? How you
doing?

890
01:04:32,270 --> 01:04:33,450
It's like rolling a blunt.

891
01:04:33,690 --> 01:04:40,130
All you got to do, nephew, is hit that
shit.

892
01:04:41,590 --> 01:04:42,589
Got it?

893
01:04:42,590 --> 01:04:43,590
All right, now.

894
01:04:44,150 --> 01:04:45,630
Want to learn how to lick ass?

895
01:04:46,170 --> 01:04:47,170
Ask your mama.

896
01:04:48,330 --> 01:04:51,870
Oh, you feel so good.

897
01:04:52,910 --> 01:04:55,010
Oh, yeah.

898
01:04:55,710 --> 01:04:58,370
Elle, I want to try something.

899
01:04:58,780 --> 01:05:00,960
I thought you said you'd never let me
pet you.

900
01:05:01,180 --> 01:05:02,180
What? No.

901
01:05:02,860 --> 01:05:03,860
Relax.

902
01:05:04,220 --> 01:05:05,620
I just want to taste you.

903
01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:08,280
Okay.

904
01:05:10,940 --> 01:05:11,940
Dinner time.

905
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:14,740
Oh, yeah. Come here, baby.

906
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:18,440
Careful.

907
01:05:19,020 --> 01:05:20,260
I might get gangster.

908
01:05:20,660 --> 01:05:21,660
Oh.

909
01:05:21,740 --> 01:05:23,480
It is gangster.

910
01:05:23,940 --> 01:05:26,550
Okay. I slapped you so hard you want
some more?

911
01:05:26,810 --> 01:05:27,810
Yeah.

912
01:05:30,530 --> 01:05:35,430
You feel so much better than Daryl and
them.

913
01:05:35,650 --> 01:05:38,370
Get back in there. Yeah.

914
01:05:38,570 --> 01:05:39,910
Lick it. Yeah.

915
01:05:40,730 --> 01:05:41,790
Lick it hard.

916
01:05:42,870 --> 01:05:43,870
Finish her.

917
01:05:44,910 --> 01:05:47,510
Oh, my God.

918
01:05:51,250 --> 01:05:52,790
Just like rolling a blunt.

919
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:55,620
Now all I gotta do is hit it.

920
01:05:59,100 --> 01:06:05,060
What the fuck?

921
01:06:05,420 --> 01:06:06,259
Hey there.

922
01:06:06,260 --> 01:06:07,900
We heard tell of a Halloween party.

923
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:13,360
You didn't now, did you? We're here to
drink, play bad music, do some half -gay

924
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:14,360
shit.

925
01:06:14,420 --> 01:06:15,600
Why just half -gay?

926
01:06:16,100 --> 01:06:17,100
Can I help you?

927
01:06:17,420 --> 01:06:19,040
If you'd just invite us in.

928
01:06:19,580 --> 01:06:20,880
Why do you need an invitation?

929
01:06:21,820 --> 01:06:24,900
Folks show up to parties uninvited all
the time with their little nasty -ass

930
01:06:24,900 --> 01:06:29,000
casseroles. Landon's shit. Y 'all better
start using some Lowry. Mm -hmm. And

931
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:32,760
why she got them dirty -ass feet? Look
like you was walking around porn sets

932
01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:34,520
day. Got them trailer pop toes.

933
01:06:34,780 --> 01:06:36,000
Ha -ha -ha -ha -ha! Jesus!

934
01:06:36,340 --> 01:06:37,580
I think you're in the wrong place.

935
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:39,080
Y 'all quaint?

936
01:06:39,780 --> 01:06:43,180
No. We believe in music and quality.

937
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:45,940
How about we show y 'all? It's okay now.

938
01:07:01,930 --> 01:07:04,390
Weezy's rolling around in her grave
right now.

939
01:07:04,630 --> 01:07:05,070
Why

940
01:07:05,070 --> 01:07:21,590
don't

941
01:07:21,590 --> 01:07:24,490
y 'all just go to one of those frat
parties where they drink until they

942
01:07:24,490 --> 01:07:27,950
out and wake up with their booties
hurting, not knowing what someone in a

943
01:07:27,950 --> 01:07:29,430
hat did to them. Yeah, what?

944
01:07:30,790 --> 01:07:34,870
Okay, well, we will leave you guys
alone, but we're going to walk real slow

945
01:07:34,870 --> 01:07:36,730
in case y 'all change your mind.

946
01:07:39,430 --> 01:07:41,910
Change your minds yet? Nope. Hell no.

947
01:07:42,850 --> 01:07:43,850
How about now?

948
01:07:43,950 --> 01:07:45,070
No. No.

949
01:07:45,590 --> 01:07:46,630
Yes? Hell no.

950
01:07:47,130 --> 01:07:51,330
Keep walking. Now get it. Sarah, come
on. Right, folks, you're getting weird.

951
01:07:53,750 --> 01:07:54,750
Guys,

952
01:07:55,390 --> 01:07:58,310
I think I saw an open window over here.
That window's closed.

953
01:07:58,590 --> 01:07:59,590
Not for long.

954
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:21,620
Yeah, I just left my inhaler.

955
01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:25,220
Honestly, too, so I thought inhaler was
the worst plot device in movie history.

956
01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:29,380
That's true. Should have been at bay.
But we're here now, so let's make the

957
01:08:29,380 --> 01:08:31,200
of it. And where's the white closet?

958
01:08:33,859 --> 01:08:34,859
Sarah?

959
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:40,960
Hello. Get your sister and get out of
there right now.

960
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,500
Okay, hon? I am a grown -ass woman.

961
01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:47,939
Mother, I don't have to do anything you
tell me to do. That's the house where

962
01:08:47,939 --> 01:08:49,540
your psycho father killed those people.

963
01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:51,260
Someone wanted to get you there.

964
01:08:51,819 --> 01:08:55,600
Which means someone wants to get me
there.

965
01:08:55,979 --> 01:08:57,920
Oh my God, this isn't about you.

966
01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:01,460
Why are you yelling? Because the camera
is so fucking far away.

967
01:09:02,279 --> 01:09:04,800
Wait, hold on. Are you tracking my
phone?

968
01:09:05,319 --> 01:09:06,979
You're breaking up. Yes.

969
01:09:37,260 --> 01:09:38,260
of years of slave shit?

970
01:09:38,300 --> 01:09:40,779
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't see that
movie, okay?

971
01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:42,720
I just found this thing in the shed.

972
01:09:43,020 --> 01:09:44,020
Jeez.

973
01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:51,240
Come on, bro.

974
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:53,000
That's even worse.

975
01:09:54,340 --> 01:09:56,360
I didn't mean it that way.

976
01:09:56,660 --> 01:09:58,460
Some of my best victims are black.

977
01:10:02,100 --> 01:10:05,200
And another brother falls victim to gun
violence.

978
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:10,580
Turns out race is still an issue. That's
not fair. You know, black guys usually

979
01:10:10,580 --> 01:10:11,580
diversity.

980
01:10:15,860 --> 01:10:19,240
Just give a whole new meaning to dead by
daylight.

981
01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:23,220
Oh, yes.

982
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:29,000
Hello,

983
01:10:30,180 --> 01:10:31,180
shorty.

984
01:10:36,810 --> 01:10:38,190
You're about to be hired.

985
01:10:40,130 --> 01:10:41,130
Bro,

986
01:10:47,830 --> 01:10:52,230
why are you running backwards, son? Oh,
no, it's not me.

987
01:10:52,610 --> 01:10:56,670
Something's wrong. Nick, your remote is
upside down. You're fucking hired, bud.

988
01:10:57,510 --> 01:10:58,630
Game on, bitches.

989
01:11:10,990 --> 01:11:14,370
Oh, thank God you're here. Where were
you?

990
01:11:14,790 --> 01:11:16,210
Goosebeats was just here.

991
01:11:16,450 --> 01:11:18,570
I was outside getting some pressure.

992
01:11:19,010 --> 01:11:20,010
Stop.

993
01:11:20,410 --> 01:11:22,570
One of you is the killer.

994
01:11:23,490 --> 01:11:26,590
Why do you have blood on your hand?

995
01:11:28,350 --> 01:11:30,610
I found Brad outside.

996
01:11:30,970 --> 01:11:32,010
She's the killer.

997
01:11:32,250 --> 01:11:34,350
I am not the killer.

998
01:11:34,710 --> 01:11:36,350
I'm not even sex positive.

999
01:11:36,570 --> 01:11:37,570
I'm a virgin.

1000
01:11:38,010 --> 01:11:38,969
No way.

1001
01:11:38,970 --> 01:11:40,070
You're being like every dude.

1002
01:11:44,970 --> 01:11:45,970
What doesn't count?

1003
01:11:48,950 --> 01:11:53,250
Since you saw that. Welcome to act
three, bitches.

1004
01:11:55,130 --> 01:11:56,130
What?

1005
01:11:57,090 --> 01:11:58,550
What does that even mean?

1006
01:11:59,830 --> 01:12:01,870
When the shit goes down.

1007
01:12:02,230 --> 01:12:04,130
Oh, I still don't really know.

1008
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:34,739
to make this.

1009
01:12:34,740 --> 01:12:36,540
Do you have one bigger and black?

1010
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:38,600
Oh, right. Thank you.

1011
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:42,360
Hey, who are you? John Wick?

1012
01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:45,060
I would have said ballerina, but nobody
saw that shit.

1013
01:12:45,820 --> 01:12:46,820
Let's do this.

1014
01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:48,240
Okay.

1015
01:12:54,100 --> 01:12:57,080
What do you think?

1016
01:12:58,140 --> 01:13:00,100
I think Drake lost to Kendrick.

1017
01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:04,680
such a bitch -ass move.

1018
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:06,500
About this situation.

1019
01:13:07,220 --> 01:13:09,140
Oh, that, that's definitely a trap.

1020
01:13:09,380 --> 01:13:12,800
She don't know where we are to bend it,
then it... Rachel!

1021
01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:22,080
Am I gonna make it? Hi, darling. Oh,
God, Cindy!

1022
01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:24,080
Oh, God!

1023
01:13:24,460 --> 01:13:26,300
Bitch! I'm not dead yet!

1024
01:13:26,860 --> 01:13:28,200
Oh, my bad.

1025
01:13:28,440 --> 01:13:30,240
Now you go back in there.

1026
01:13:31,260 --> 01:13:32,260
Finish it.

1027
01:13:32,540 --> 01:13:35,520
For me, Cindy. I would do anything for
you, Brenda.

1028
01:13:41,180 --> 01:13:42,180
Yes,

1029
01:13:42,580 --> 01:13:46,360
she bought it. That old ketchup trick.
It don't fail.

1030
01:13:46,700 --> 01:13:50,000
That bitch is crazy if she thought I was
taking my blocked ass back in there.

1031
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:55,280
Attention all killers.

1032
01:13:55,700 --> 01:13:58,780
You have five seconds to show
yourselves.

1033
01:14:15,470 --> 01:14:16,470
My favorite ball.

1034
01:14:16,530 --> 01:14:18,430
Go find your own damn closet.

1035
01:14:18,990 --> 01:14:19,990
Sorry.

1036
01:14:29,450 --> 01:14:30,730
Hello, Cindy.

1037
01:14:32,110 --> 01:14:38,190
Hello. Looks like you forgot the first
rule of surviving a horror movie ever.

1038
01:14:38,570 --> 01:14:39,890
Answer the phone.

1039
01:14:40,970 --> 01:14:44,390
I thought the first rule was you never
trust the love interest.

1040
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:49,400
Really? Well, I'm changing the rules.
How about that?

1041
01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:51,480
New rule.

1042
01:14:51,900 --> 01:14:53,380
Go fuck yourself.

1043
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,000
Wait, wait.

1044
01:14:56,140 --> 01:14:58,820
Why do you hate closets so much?

1045
01:14:59,100 --> 01:15:00,580
I told you to come out.

1046
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:02,440
Yeah, well, I didn't want to get shot.

1047
01:15:02,980 --> 01:15:03,980
Ironic, isn't it?

1048
01:15:05,180 --> 01:15:08,980
Oh, God, it's good, babe.

1049
01:15:09,300 --> 01:15:10,300
It's humbling.

1050
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:14,700
You think you're John Wick? I feel like
I killed your dog.

1051
01:15:18,730 --> 01:15:19,730
Mr.

1052
01:15:20,110 --> 01:15:21,650
Dog, it's just a metaphor.

1053
01:15:21,990 --> 01:15:23,890
It was about losing his wife.

1054
01:15:24,130 --> 01:15:25,230
Sure it's not an allegory?

1055
01:15:25,970 --> 01:15:26,510
Let

1056
01:15:26,510 --> 01:15:37,470
us

1057
01:15:37,470 --> 01:15:38,470
begin.

1058
01:15:59,430 --> 01:16:00,890
Oh, that stunt girl is good.

1059
01:16:42,060 --> 01:16:43,060
a dick.

1060
01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:56,940
Shoot him, Sarah. End this. Don't tell
me what to do.

1061
01:16:57,200 --> 01:17:03,340
This isn't the best time to resolve our
mommy -daughter issues, but Sarah, I am

1062
01:17:03,340 --> 01:17:07,540
so sorry. I have been a terrible mother.
I don't even know your sister

1063
01:17:07,540 --> 01:17:08,900
Wednesday. Tuesday.

1064
01:17:09,850 --> 01:17:12,090
Have to clarify that for legal reasons.

1065
01:17:12,510 --> 01:17:14,150
But I prepared you for that.

1066
01:17:14,710 --> 01:17:16,010
So go on, baby.

1067
01:17:16,430 --> 01:17:17,490
You kill him.

1068
01:17:18,230 --> 01:17:20,270
Sarah! Jack! Sarah!

1069
01:17:20,870 --> 01:17:21,870
Jack! Sarah!

1070
01:17:23,190 --> 01:17:25,290
Jack! Sarah! Jack! Sarah!

1071
01:17:25,530 --> 01:17:28,770
Jack! Thank God you're okay, because I
really wanted to be the one to kill you.

1072
01:17:29,610 --> 01:17:30,730
Take it, baby.

1073
01:17:32,830 --> 01:17:34,630
See, I told you it was about me.

1074
01:17:35,030 --> 01:17:36,410
No, Sarah.

1075
01:17:37,870 --> 01:17:39,210
You were just a bait.

1076
01:17:40,270 --> 01:17:41,370
She's about to hurt him.

1077
01:17:42,150 --> 01:17:45,230
Fuck! Oh, sorry, honey. I hate being
right.

1078
01:17:45,730 --> 01:17:47,430
You should have listened to Doofy.

1079
01:17:47,870 --> 01:17:49,330
I love interest.

1080
01:17:50,250 --> 01:17:55,350
It just isn't too obvious, you know?
Which makes you think it is not obvious.

1081
01:17:55,390 --> 01:17:58,650
Same page, honey. Yeah, well, that's the
twist.

1082
01:17:59,270 --> 01:18:00,490
Now get in the kitchen. Go.

1083
01:18:01,710 --> 01:18:03,370
Okay, listen up.

1084
01:18:04,510 --> 01:18:09,090
See, there hasn't been a great horror
movie since the first one.

1085
01:18:09,550 --> 01:18:10,730
We're going to save the franchise.

1086
01:18:11,350 --> 01:18:12,690
Go get our special guest star.

1087
01:18:15,490 --> 01:18:17,430
Hollywood! Out of ideas.

1088
01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:22,030
Why else would there be a scary movie
set? But it wouldn't work with just the

1089
01:18:22,030 --> 01:18:25,250
new characters, would it? We need the
legacy characters.

1090
01:18:25,650 --> 01:18:30,750
Oh, and there wouldn't be Cindy without
her sassy black sidekick, Brenda.

1091
01:18:31,050 --> 01:18:34,010
You ain't have to say black with no
heartbeat like that.

1092
01:18:34,450 --> 01:18:35,450
Brenda!

1093
01:18:58,510 --> 01:19:00,770
Well, I wouldn't go that far, but...
Sure.

1094
01:19:01,170 --> 01:19:02,170
Go get Tuesday.

1095
01:19:02,390 --> 01:19:03,390
Okay, ladies.

1096
01:19:03,810 --> 01:19:05,690
Time to save the bodies.

1097
01:19:06,030 --> 01:19:08,070
Let's go, let's go, let's go.

1098
01:19:08,430 --> 01:19:09,470
Who are you people?

1099
01:19:12,070 --> 01:19:14,670
We're the motherfuckers that are taking
over this franchise.

1100
01:19:15,530 --> 01:19:16,530
Oh, yeah?

1101
01:19:16,950 --> 01:19:21,050
Okay. Oh, my God. That was not part of
the plan.

1102
01:19:21,510 --> 01:19:25,190
Neither was this.

1103
01:19:39,430 --> 01:19:40,430
Kevin Hart with it.

1104
01:19:47,510 --> 01:19:49,030
What? Shaq?

1105
01:19:49,290 --> 01:19:53,530
That's right. On my knees on the same
height as Kevin. And Kevin said no.

1106
01:19:53,810 --> 01:19:56,830
Kevin Hart said no? That little
motherfucker says yes to everything.

1107
01:19:57,310 --> 01:19:58,310
Yeah, he does.

1108
01:19:58,330 --> 01:19:59,330
But wait.

1109
01:19:59,870 --> 01:20:00,870
There's more.

1110
01:20:02,310 --> 01:20:03,310
Ta -da!

1111
01:20:04,930 --> 01:20:06,210
Bitches! Ray!

1112
01:20:06,850 --> 01:20:08,730
Shorty! Yeah, that's right.

1113
01:20:10,090 --> 01:20:13,210
Four black killings. We're making
history.

1114
01:20:13,910 --> 01:20:16,310
This is a new definition of black
excellence.

1115
01:20:17,310 --> 01:20:18,890
But why would you do this?

1116
01:20:19,170 --> 01:20:24,230
The question is, why would you try to
make a sequel without us, huh? Yeah.

1117
01:20:24,230 --> 01:20:27,670
the studio wanted to replace these
brothers, I was there.

1118
01:20:28,090 --> 01:20:29,068
That's facts.

1119
01:20:29,070 --> 01:20:30,070
What about me?

1120
01:20:30,270 --> 01:20:34,810
What about you? You were in one scene in
part four. Yes, but I made that

1121
01:20:34,810 --> 01:20:38,790
motherfucker Dr. Phil cut his foot off.
And he crazy now. Yeah, he got weeded.

1122
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:43,040
But you see what they trying to do? They
trying to pit us all up against each

1123
01:20:43,040 --> 01:20:46,000
other. They trying to start black on
very black crime.

1124
01:20:46,220 --> 01:20:47,139
That's right.

1125
01:20:47,140 --> 01:20:52,300
Yo, Shaq. Hey, I'm proud of you, bro.
You've had an amazing career as a sports

1126
01:20:52,300 --> 01:20:54,140
commentator since retiring from
basketball.

1127
01:20:54,380 --> 01:20:56,560
And I love the big podcast.

1128
01:20:56,860 --> 01:20:57,860
I love that shit.

1129
01:20:58,320 --> 01:21:00,220
Even though I don't understand a word
you be saying.

1130
01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:01,520
You be on that show.

1131
01:21:03,460 --> 01:21:04,460
Kobe.

1132
01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:07,400
Enough.

1133
01:21:07,630 --> 01:21:10,850
But my point is, nigga, I love your
shit.

1134
01:21:12,050 --> 01:21:14,130
But I never got over Kazam.

1135
01:21:15,230 --> 01:21:19,290
Get your big ass up here. What?

1136
01:21:20,270 --> 01:21:25,530
You and Kobe would have had... That
motherfucker traded me.

1137
01:21:26,490 --> 01:21:30,330
How big is your butt? 22.

1138
01:21:30,650 --> 01:21:33,250
Then how big is your dick?

1139
01:21:33,640 --> 01:21:37,900
What the fuck you talking about? I'm
doing it for the culture.

1140
01:21:38,120 --> 01:21:39,200
What culture?

1141
01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:40,520
Culture club.

1142
01:21:40,600 --> 01:21:44,660
Come on, Ray. We're killing people. Stay
focused. All right, all right. We back.

1143
01:21:45,540 --> 01:21:48,700
Hey, don't you worry. We family.

1144
01:21:49,140 --> 01:21:50,660
Mad respect.

1145
01:21:51,380 --> 01:21:54,200
Black is nominated for eight Emmys.

1146
01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:55,500
Actually,

1147
01:21:55,860 --> 01:21:58,320
the show was only nominated for five.

1148
01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:00,420
I was nominated for eight.

1149
01:22:09,580 --> 01:22:11,300
But you never won.

1150
01:22:11,620 --> 01:22:12,620
What?

1151
01:22:14,260 --> 01:22:20,200
Something's managed to me,
motherfuckers. This is for doing scary

1152
01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:26,340
didn't know they fired the families.
This is for copying our good times

1153
01:22:26,340 --> 01:22:29,600
on Slackish. But you guys are on the WB.

1154
01:22:30,900 --> 01:22:32,600
Nobody saw that shit.

1155
01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:35,900
No, no, no.

1156
01:22:36,180 --> 01:22:41,460
And you, and you, y 'all went and did
scary movie three and four without us.

1157
01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:46,720
Nigga, I'm sorry. They offered me so
much money. I got a new house, a new

1158
01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:47,940
got wings that don't itch.

1159
01:22:48,980 --> 01:22:49,980
What about you?

1160
01:22:51,240 --> 01:22:55,760
Well, I had a chance to work with the
incomparable Charlie Sheen.

1161
01:22:57,800 --> 01:23:02,360
That's good. He's a legend, and his dick
game is crazy. You know, he slept with

1162
01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:06,200
47 ,000 women, and 1 ,000 of them women
were dudes.

1163
01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:07,560
Lucky guy.

1164
01:23:08,820 --> 01:23:11,260
Wait, so y 'all gonna kill us now?

1165
01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:13,800
Nah.

1166
01:23:14,780 --> 01:23:17,240
What would Halloween be without Jamie
Lee Curtis?

1167
01:23:17,540 --> 01:23:20,920
Or Scream be without Nev Kim? That would
be Scream 6.

1168
01:23:21,200 --> 01:23:23,700
How did you guys pull all of this off?

1169
01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:24,960
Sandy.

1170
01:23:25,080 --> 01:23:27,340
You know how many Wayneses there are?

1171
01:23:28,020 --> 01:23:29,040
Nigga, billions.

1172
01:23:29,540 --> 01:23:33,180
Billions. I'm just so happy that the old
gang is back together.

1173
01:23:33,580 --> 01:23:37,240
Okay, in the middle, on three, core
four.

1174
01:23:37,820 --> 01:23:40,600
No, no, that's corner swag.

1175
01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:44,940
What about the young and the restless?

1176
01:23:45,220 --> 01:23:51,220
Yeah, or the old and then the beautiful.
Or the cute and the crusty. Yeah, or

1177
01:23:51,220 --> 01:23:52,880
the sexy and then the seen.

1178
01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:01,200
We were brought in to take over the
franchise.

1179
01:24:01,440 --> 01:24:02,440
That's right.

1180
01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:04,800
You guys are like 70 years old.

1181
01:24:09,260 --> 01:24:11,160
I just dragged that one to the subway.

1182
01:24:11,580 --> 01:24:12,760
Oh, my back hurts.

1183
01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:15,220
Guys! Guys!

1184
01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:16,720
They're already dead.

1185
01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:19,120
Nah. Little fuckers always come back.

1186
01:24:19,380 --> 01:24:21,000
Oh, no. Not this time.

1187
01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:23,520
Exactly. Come on, Ray. Let's go. Let's
go.

1188
01:24:57,780 --> 01:25:01,760
Besides, we get to do all these dramatic
walkaways with the fire in back of us.

1189
01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:03,000
But damn, it's hot.

1190
01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:04,760
I don't know.

1191
01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:05,960
I kind of like it.

1192
01:25:07,220 --> 01:25:11,200
You do, Ray? We should play fireman. You
want to dress up like a fireman?

1193
01:25:11,460 --> 01:25:13,240
No, I want you to dress up like a
fireman.

1194
01:25:14,380 --> 01:25:15,380
I'm feeling fat.

1195
01:25:16,300 --> 01:25:17,320
Bigger than ever we've been.

1196
01:25:18,620 --> 01:25:19,620
Okay, okay.

1197
01:25:20,420 --> 01:25:21,420
Okay,

1198
01:25:22,400 --> 01:25:23,400
okay.

1199
01:25:24,510 --> 01:25:28,610
Weigh it on and put in pain for it.
Every day a day to train for it. We on a

1200
01:25:28,610 --> 01:25:29,610
whole nother level.

1201
01:25:29,750 --> 01:25:30,930
Bigger than ever. We back.

1202
01:25:33,410 --> 01:25:37,390
We back. We back. Back like a spine.

1203
01:25:37,630 --> 01:25:40,690
Back like reversing out the whip. Boy,
it's dry.

1204
01:25:41,030 --> 01:25:42,570
Back like I'm Marty.

1205
01:25:42,770 --> 01:25:47,310
Back like my thighs. Double back, but
it's narrow because it's back like I

1206
01:25:47,310 --> 01:25:48,310
slide. We outside.

1207
01:25:49,230 --> 01:25:51,130
We ain't never really left.

1208
01:25:51,660 --> 01:25:56,560
Right, ambidextrous, both hands need a
check. Whole fam need respect. More

1209
01:25:56,560 --> 01:25:57,940
bands, nothing less.

1210
01:25:58,380 --> 01:26:01,300
Tax season, cause I got the plan to
collect.

1211
01:26:03,020 --> 01:26:05,220
Look at me now.

1212
01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:08,720
We on a whole nother level. My foot on
the pedal, my eyes on the crown.

1213
01:26:10,040 --> 01:26:12,140
Look at me now.

1214
01:26:12,360 --> 01:26:13,920
We on a whole nother level.

1215
01:26:14,300 --> 01:26:15,500
Bigger than ever, we back.

1216
01:26:16,680 --> 01:26:17,680
Okay, okay.

1217
01:26:18,220 --> 01:26:19,220
We back.

1218
01:26:20,190 --> 01:26:21,190
Okay, okay.

1219
01:26:21,210 --> 01:26:21,610
Look

1220
01:26:21,610 --> 01:26:28,470
at

1221
01:26:28,470 --> 01:26:32,630
me now.

1222
01:26:33,430 --> 01:26:34,890
We on a whole nother level.

1223
01:26:35,230 --> 01:26:36,230
Look at me now.

1224
01:26:36,770 --> 01:26:37,870
My foot on the pedal.

1225
01:26:38,410 --> 01:26:39,530
My eyes on the crime.

1226
01:26:40,330 --> 01:26:41,730
We on a whole nother level.

1227
01:26:42,070 --> 01:26:43,070
Look at me now.

1228
01:26:43,330 --> 01:26:44,710
Woo, look at me now.

1229
01:26:45,010 --> 01:26:46,350
Woo, look at me now.

1230
01:26:52,110 --> 01:26:53,210
Bigger than ever, we back.

1231
01:26:54,290 --> 01:26:55,290
Okay, okay.

1232
01:26:56,010 --> 01:26:57,010
We back.

1233
01:26:57,870 --> 01:26:58,870
Okay, okay.

1234
01:26:58,930 --> 01:27:00,070
Bigger than ever, we back.

1235
01:27:00,550 --> 01:27:04,770
Wait on it, put in pain for it. Every
day a day to train for it. We on a whole

1236
01:27:04,770 --> 01:27:05,770
nother level.

1237
01:27:05,790 --> 01:27:06,930
Bigger than ever, we back.

1238
01:27:07,390 --> 01:27:10,370
Ay, ay, ay. We back.

1239
01:27:10,990 --> 01:27:12,970
Ay, ay, ay.

1240
01:27:13,210 --> 01:27:14,210
We back.

1241
01:27:14,470 --> 01:27:16,350
Ay, ay, ay.

1242
01:27:16,630 --> 01:27:17,608
We back.

1243
01:27:17,610 --> 01:27:19,030
We on a whole nother level.

1244
01:27:41,610 --> 01:27:44,310
I'm just hungry.

1245
01:27:44,850 --> 01:27:45,850
No more.

1246
01:27:46,190 --> 01:27:47,550
You didn't say that yesterday.

1247
01:27:55,290 --> 01:27:57,830
I don't know this bitch.

1248
01:27:58,350 --> 01:27:59,890
She broke me. It's a set.

1249
01:28:00,350 --> 01:28:01,350
Negro and naked.

1250
01:29:31,490 --> 01:29:32,490
Eisberger?

1251
01:29:32,850 --> 01:29:33,850
There's something wrong.

1252
01:29:35,610 --> 01:29:36,610
He's definitely a mask.

1253
01:29:37,510 --> 01:29:38,510
Sit down.

1254
01:29:39,810 --> 01:29:40,890
I agree, Berger.

1255
01:29:41,430 --> 01:29:43,890
This hand should always remain behind
the bars.

1256
01:29:44,130 --> 01:29:47,770
Such a handle, it's just... Excuse me
for the expression, but can you imagine

1257
01:29:47,770 --> 01:29:49,450
how he can strangle you?

1258
01:29:49,730 --> 01:29:50,730
You'll go crazy.

1259
01:29:51,170 --> 01:29:52,810
Guaranteed. Iron grip.

1260
01:29:53,150 --> 01:29:54,570
And his beard will look twice as big.

1261
01:29:55,090 --> 01:29:58,710
Yes. I don't have such fantasies. The
main thing is for everyone to

1262
01:29:58,870 --> 01:30:00,390
I don't have such fantasies. Me neither.

1263
01:30:00,880 --> 01:30:03,220
But I'm sure a second and a shotgun.

1264
01:30:04,340 --> 01:30:05,340
Done.

1265
01:30:06,900 --> 01:30:10,220
That's why you have to hold him. Got it?
Got it. For a day, for a couple of

1266
01:30:10,220 --> 01:30:13,780
weeks, I don't know. I don't know how
long this movie is going on. Like

1267
01:30:13,840 --> 01:30:14,860
only now I'm holding him.

1268
01:30:15,060 --> 01:30:20,260
And I demand from you. Go there and show
what you're capable of. A gun to the

1269
01:30:20,260 --> 01:30:21,260
head.

1270
01:30:40,170 --> 01:30:41,170
Make a wish.

1271
01:30:42,950 --> 01:30:43,950
Sifa!

1272
01:30:46,530 --> 01:30:47,530
Here.

1273
01:30:48,130 --> 01:30:50,090
You'll lick your fingers.

1274
01:30:51,830 --> 01:30:55,310
Hagenberger, I'm stretching my strong
hand.

1275
01:30:55,590 --> 01:30:57,250
No! But it's a meme.

1276
01:30:57,690 --> 01:31:01,230
Mr. Handshake, you are a mask.

1277
01:31:01,790 --> 01:31:02,790
Oh,

1278
01:31:04,030 --> 01:31:05,910
it hurts!

1279
01:31:06,490 --> 01:31:08,910
It's like... Oh, it definitely hurts.

1280
01:31:09,450 --> 01:31:10,450
We need to talk in the pub.

1281
01:31:10,730 --> 01:31:11,730
Of course.

1282
01:31:12,930 --> 01:31:16,030
Where is the air cushion?

1283
01:31:16,630 --> 01:31:21,210
I didn't think it would hurt so much.

1284
01:31:21,610 --> 01:31:22,610
We didn't take it.

1285
01:31:23,170 --> 01:31:24,190
I knew.

1286
01:31:24,610 --> 01:31:26,570
Why? I didn't know.

1287
01:31:27,090 --> 01:31:28,090
Oh, yeah.

1288
01:31:29,070 --> 01:31:32,530
You know, I... It hurts me too.

1289
01:31:32,990 --> 01:31:36,390
I'll tell you... What do we do now?

1290
01:31:37,030 --> 01:31:38,030
Slowly.

1291
01:31:45,870 --> 01:31:47,190
I'm scared.

1292
01:31:48,470 --> 01:31:49,630
We have a family member.